Hrmm…..I’m not entirely sure. I keep so busy that it’s hard to find time to relax, not that I’m complaining, mind you.
But I suppose quite like cigarettes. They’re simple, yet effective, and easy to access.
Do you have any favorite brands you particularly luxuriate in?
I, personally, prefer mine to be first rate and high quality (and expensive).
Alas, I can’t say that I have any specific preferences, Mr. Cobblepot. However, if you like high quality perhaps you would like to indulge in my personally handmade blend.
I promise you that you’ll never try another quite like it!
My friend, while I find your offer to sample your, er, blend to be very tantalizing, I’m afraid I’m going to have to pass.
(And I’d like to see you smoke something else entirely.)
Mr. Cobblepot’s quest for sanity continues …
Penguin. Do you happen to have any sanity to spare?
Mad Hatter. No, but I have half a cup of sugar!
Penguin. That is not what I’m looking for; where can I find sanity?
Mad Hatter. Well, you won’t find any of that here, old chap!
(I think I’ll stop before this gets out of hand…)
Penguin sighs exasperatedly.
Penguin. Oh well, it will have to do.
Tumblr crush? Part 2
((Part 1 here))
quinntaessentia:
Aw, Bats, no wonder ya keep breakin’ in his house and tried to wreck our date! Here, use this, it really works. He sweeps ya off your feet from a rooftop and everything.
Since I’m second on the list, can we share?
—-
Oh, if you insist.![]()
….you were peepin’ on us practicin’, weren’t ya?
(( Yes folks, this is what happens in OpenCanvas pchat with batwhatever and me every day. xD ))
Let us forget this even happened.
Forget what?Oh, did you not just see how I got humiliated? Abashed and addled?!
I can’t let him get awhmhmph mrph mhh!!
Tumblr crush? Part 2
((Part 1 here))
quinntaessentia:
Aw, Bats, no wonder ya keep breakin’ in his house and tried to wreck our date! Here, use this, it really works. He sweeps ya off your feet from a rooftop and everything.
Since I’m second on the list, can we share?
—-
Oh, if you insist.![]()
….you were peepin’ on us practicin’, weren’t ya?
(( Yes folks, this is what happens in OpenCanvas pchat with batwhatever and me every day. xD ))
Let us forget this even happened.
Tumblr crush?
At least ya got good taste.
Ah, so we HAVE been the playboy after all.
My, my, Batman.
Who knew you would swing that way!
Oh no. Curses. You caught me.![]()
Yes, you are the ONE and ONLY VILLAIN that has stolen my heart. I cannot think of a single other man that has so cleverly softened my stone heart.Such a loving gaze, I could trace it back to feelings welling up deep inside of you.
I am, after all, one of the most charming bachelors in Gotham.
Tumblr crush?
At least ya got good taste.
Ah, so we HAVE been the playboy after all.
My, my, Batman.
Who knew you would swing that way!
Musings of a Cagey Bird: askmisterfreeze: askthatdashingrogue: askmisterfreeze:…
I DO BELIEVE THIS IS A CHALLENGE. En garde!
if you insist….
I expect…
[ wow I’m so bad at this whelp time to cop out ]
PENGUIN THIS ENDS NOOOW!
That was unexpected.
I DO BELIEVE THIS IS A CHALLENGE. En garde!
if you insist….
I expect good sportsmanship!
Very well Oswald, we’ll play by your rules. Realise this also means the helmet is off limits.
Well, that was anti-climactic.
Figures…you’re so predictable
if you can’t come up with a more creative solution, then this duel is mine
Oh, but I’m just warming up.
I DO BELIEVE THIS IS A CHALLENGE. En garde!
if you insist….
I expect good sportsmanship!
Very well Oswald, we’ll play by your rules. Realise this also means the helmet is off limits.
Well, that was anti-climactic.
I DO BELIEVE THIS IS A CHALLENGE. En garde!
if you insist….
I expect good sportsmanship!








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